ouijamatic: my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
fredweasley: school wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to wake up at the crack of satans ass
Every woman in my family: you can't cook or clean or do anything productive
Me: (whispers) but the pussy game right